New Years Resolutions/ Tweeker teeth

[Aaron Price]

So what are your new years resolutions?  What does this have to do with tweeker teeth?  Well I will tell you...

This year I am going to make it a point to not ride any bike that has more missing or crooked teeth than a Lucerne native.  After all you wouldn't date a girl that looked like that. 







She had a few left.




Like all my new years resolutions this will be broken by March. 

[Eric Price]

What is the matter with you???  You just need to reverse it and you can get at least one more season out of it.  Don't be wasteful!!!

[Brian MacKenzie - VP]

Is this really from your bike? this should be in the adult thread, treating a bike like this is "questionable"!

[Eric Lemoine]

HELLO JENNA!!!

[Aaron Price]

No Eric.  Jenna's sprockets look just as bad but I still haven't got around to them.  This was the mighty XR.  Good news is I am not loosing third gear like I thought.  That slip I felt when dropping in to a sandwash wide open was all sprocket.

[Eric Lemoine]

I think from now on, the mighty XR shall be known as "Page, Betty Page."

[Keith Jones - VP]

No Eric. Jenna's sprockets look just as bad but I still haven't got around to them.  This was the mighty XR.  Good news is I am not loosing third gear like I thought.  That slip I felt when dropping in to a sandwash wide open was all sprocket.

I'd rephrase/ clarify this or you may not wake up in the morning!!!

[Aaron Price]

No Eric. Jenna's sprockets look just as bad but I still haven't got around to them.  This was the mighty XR.  Good news is I am not loosing third gear like I thought.  That slip I felt when dropping in to a sandwash wide open was all sprocket.

I'd rephrase/ clarify this or you may not wake up in the morning!!!

Clearly you do not understand the inside joke sir.  NOT JENNI!   Jenna is the name that Mr. Lemoine gave my old DRZ after watching me ride it through the whoops.  He was making a reference to a certain ***cough***  "actress".    He had a good point.   Now Brian what I did to that bike was questionable.

[Brian MacKenzie - VP]

Ride her with worn teeth like those in the picture  . That poor girl has been road hard and put away wet, she will get you back!

[Keith Jones - VP]

The INSIDE JOKE clears the matter. Now you can sleep peacefully!!!

[Eric Lemoine]

Hay Aaron, I think grinding her teeth off is illegal in every state buy Arkansas.  Nope just checked, you are in trouble there too.  Unless there was beer involved.

[Aaron Price]

MMMMMMMMM! Girls from Arkansas are yummy!